When you piss off the subjugglators they send you a tiny car and you’re like ahahah what but then more and more subjugs keep pouring out of it like the car is four feet tall but somehow six fucking nine foot tall purple bastards crawl out of the thing
when you go to delete a post but it’s the wrong one now that the buttons are at the bottom and you don’t notice until it’s too late it’s like that scene in Irréversible where the main character beats the asshat he thinks he’s after to death with a fire extinguisher while the actual asshat he should have mangled is standing there watching the whole thing
Jackie Chan has the best story ever about Bruce Lee
Actually the best.
Omg that is the best
he is such a cutie ugh why can’t i hug jackie chan
Krem, you gotta watch this.
Jackie Chan you are a kawaii
